No details, you'll die of boredom, but here's something

I'm about to blow a gasket. My mom and I have been having a disagreement for the last hour over an email that someone forwarded her. Our disagreement has to do with her lack of reading comprehension. It's not her bag baby. She don't have time for it. Yes, we all make mistakes, but I've emailed her three times to ask her politely to re-read this email message so that she will realize that YES, I am right! She refuses to do so and I'm going to have to put my head in the oven. I'm waiting for the email "ding" to see if she has been cowed yet by my superior email thread reading skills. Good lord. DING. gotta go.